~God's Poisonous Things
(Sung sweetly, to the tune of "Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music)

Pitbulls off leashes, Great White Sharks at beaches
Red centipede fangs and Starving Hyeneas
Brown recluse spiders you'll see way to late
These are a few of God's dangerous things

E. Coli spinach salmonella raw chicken
Oral fecal approach for host transmission
Toxoplasmosis lurks in kitty's dirty litter
These are a few of God's infectious things

Caterpillar hair is anticoagulant toxic
kills in 3 days causes seizure and coma
Staph immune to every antibiotic
These are a few of God's contagious things

Rattle snake bites
Killer bees swarm
More mad cow too
Inflicting horrid massive agony and pain
cruelly kill heinous... at will

Black Mamba

. Its great size, alertness, extreme agility, reputed uncertain temper and aggressiveness, together with the deadliness of its venom, make it the most feared snake on the continent of Africa

Lonomia obliqua

Deadly caterpillars are spreading fear in southern Brazil secrete a potent venom through their skin causes a burning sensation and spotting on the skin. If left untreated, it can lead to high fever, bleeding from the ose and ears, kidney failure and death